Periodically, I get asked where’s good to eat or have a pint in the fair – but slightly dull – city of Cambridge. For convenience, here’s my (occasionally sarcastic) list.
I’ll try to keep it up to date.
(Halibut with peanut and squash, at Alimentum)
These aren’t detailed, and I’ve not include anywhere I haven’t been yet, so there’s probably a few good places missing. They aren’t in any order.
Places to eat
Historically, Cambridge has had a lousy food scene. The horrifying cost of commercial premises in the centre means it’s wall-to-wall chains, and until quite recently, the independents have been utter garbage. I have seen people eating in The Copper Kettle, and I assume they have normal human digestive systems; I remain mystified.
Instead, have dinner at:
- The Pint Shop
Town centre. Great simple food, amazing selection of keg and cask beer. The menu tends to elaborately slow-cooked meats, and they are so good at pastry. Can be busy. Reviewed here
Town centre, and one by the station. Dirty barbecue, done right, and a selection of bourbon. Sticky ribs, succulent pulled beef, epic pickles. They keep tweaking the menu, so it’s not static or dull. Reviewed here
Sister restaurant Millworks is nice too, a little more formal (only a little) and out towards Newnham.
- Restaurant 22
Chesterton Rd. One of my favourites. A fixed-price 3 course menu that rotates seasonally, and a solid, sensible wine list. It’s small (intimate?) so book for dinner.
(note: a 2017-ish ownership change has seen some menu changes, pushing to the fancier end. Still good, still good value.)
- Dumpling Tree
Off Hills Rd. Ok, it’s got the atmosphere of a disused youth centre, and the tiled floor from an airport toilet. But the food is great. Fresh dumplings in a range of fillings and styles, very reasonably priced. Fast becoming a favourite. Great Sichuan style spicy beef, love the lamb & coriander dumplings.
Off Mill rd. Try not to laugh at the decor – the food is worth it. It’s North African, so expect tagines and stews. Food turns up hotter than the sun, and in portions of similarly astronomical size. Avoid most of the wine, and bring cash because they don’t take cards.
- The Sea Tree
Mill rd. This was the best fish and chips I’d had south of York, but a 2018 management change sees it relegated to merely the best in Cambridge. Not a very dinner-time setting, but fresh fish and interesting specials. Gets busy, does takeout.
- Yim Wah
Central-ish. Maybe the best Chinese in central(ish) Cambridge? I’m not sure, but it’s good. A little stark and lacking atmosphere, but tasty food with fresh produce, and a fair range of authentic dishes.
- The Chop House
Town centre. There are two. They’re slightly different. Big bits of meat done well, a classic in the “where do I take visiting relatives?” genre. See also, The Oak Bistro
Town centre. Noodles. Noodles in soup, noodles fried with stuff, noodles served quickly and inexpensively at large shared tables. It’s a noodle bar. It does noodles. Seriously,what do you want from me here? It’s a reliable standard.
- The Olive Grove
Central-ish. Greek bistro with an eye on fresh produce. Good mezze selection and grilled classics.
- Sticks n Sushi
Town centre. It’s a chain, but so far only in London & Copenhagen. A solid sushi restaurant with plenty of not-fish if that’s your bag. Stylish and slightly pricey, but with some well-designed set menus. They have this great grilled cauliflower appetiser, and the spicy tuna rolls are tasty. Review here.
For lighter bites, lunch, and brunch:
- Cambridge Cookery
The bistro at Cambridge Cookery School, off Hills Rd. Fantastic, indulgent brunch. Classics, plus some Scandi/Italian twists, and one of the best poached egg dishes I’ve eaten. Decent replacement for the lamentably closed Afternoon tease. Reviewed here.
- Food Park – the obligatory “street food” part.
Nomadic. You know how actual humans can’t afford to open shops (or buy houses) in Cambridge? That’s why the most interesting food is being served in a car park. Don’t let the phrase “pop up” put you off. FoodPark hosts a rotating selection of great food vans, the pick of which are probably: Jalan Jalan, Guerilla Kitchen, and Wandering Yak
Partial review here
Town centre… and expanding. Sicilian bakery with good coffee. Arancini, pastries, tasty pizza by the slice. It’s bloody delicious. You won’t get a table in the main branch, but that’s fine, because they’re adding a new one every week. Good Gelato.
- Hot Numbers
Off Mill rd, and on Trumpington St. It’s very Prufrock with a Macbook, but you can’t knock the coffee. Warning: occasional live music, frequent twats.
As above, but on Chesterton Rd and a little less hipster.
- Espresso Library
East Road (just past Parker’s Piece). Also as above, and a little more hipster. Good coffee, and excellent if slightly pricey food. I had a transcendentally tasty roasted vegetable sandwich there once.
- Relevant Records
Mill rd. More of the same, only, that “less hipster” bit? Yeah, not so much. There’s an actual, vinyl-selling record shop in the basement.
To go a bit more fancy:
- Midsummer House
Midsummer common. Two stars, and food-wise rightly so. Elaborate and theatrical without compromising on actually being food. Some risk of foams, service arguably intrusive, wine strictly for the wealthy. Review here
Reopened in 2017 at the Gonville hotel.
Although the food remains good, I can’t really recommend it as a restaurant.
The food is priced slightly high, and the service was shabby, making it feel like terrible value for money as an over-all dining experience.
Closed after they lost their Michelin star and threw a strop about it, or something. Pity.
With price shifts at Cotto and the closure of Alimentum, Cambridge is now sorely lacking in the bottom-of-top/top-of-middle market. Restaurant 22 and The Oak Bistro are just about defending “three courses, squeaking in under fifty quid”, and that’s ‘yer lot.
Under “chains that don’t suck”, there’s Cau, Pho, Thaikun, Sticks n Sushi, of course, and the inevitable Byron. Oh, and the madly indulgent Hotel du Vin brunch is fun.
Places to drink
Pubs! Come on, Cambridge, you can do this one.
Cambridge has a serious ale scene, and one of the biggest, most diverse beer festivals in the country. As a rule of thumb, it’s simpler to assume there are no pubs in the town centre, and that any you think you may see have merely been painted on by the council to add a little colour.
No matter how twee or pleasant it may seem, do not have a pint in The Eagle. Go in, take that bloody photograph of the ceiling, and leave. Do not, under any circumstances, eat there.
In fact, why not take pictures of The Chronophage instead, then go straight to the Pint Shop.
(For a kinder view, check out Adam’s project to visit every pub in Cambridge)
- The Pint Shop
Town centre. As above – 10 keg beers (cough*craft*cough), 5 cask, and well north of 40 gins, with a small, considered wine list. Stylish basic decor, reasonable ambiance. London pricing.
- The Live and Let Live
Off Mill Rd (Mawson rd). My favourite, but bloody hell will your mileage vary. By many metrics, a dingy old boozer. But the beer is amazing. No food, no music, no sports, no fucking about. Skews to hoppy cask ale. Huge rum selection.
- The Geldart
Off Mill Rd (Ainsworth st). Solid all-rounder. Decent food, decent beer, decent ambience. Lots of whisk(e)y. Also Mezcal – try some of that. Mild tendency for the bar to be spatially unusable because so many people are at drinking at it, some live music, and the menu hardly changes, slightly pricey, but it’s nice.
- The Cambridge Blue
Off Mill Rd (Gwydir St). All the beers. Just so many. There’s a great selection of cask ales, and a lot of European and American bottled in the fridges. Service speed wildly variable, food sporadically edible.
- The Haymakers
Chesterton. Should have been in the food section for having the best pizza in town. They stock a good selection from Milton Brewery, plus rotating guests. Also: board games nights, an adorable pub dog, and a sporadic atmosphere of light derangement. It’s pretty great.
- The Petersfield
Also off Mill rd (Sturton st). Another solid modern ale/craft pub with decent food. Really nicely refurbished on the site of the former Backstreet Bistro. Beers from the Brew House, plus guests. Plenty of dining and drinking space, and a pleasant terrace. If that sounds generic, well, that’s a fair cop, but it’s well executed, the food’s tasty, and the beer’s well kept.
- The Royal Standard
Mill Rd (Over The Bridge™) Reopened in 2016 with a really solid selection of cask and keg ales and a mighty stock of gin. There’s a good list of bottled Belgian beer, along with a simple menu that includes steaks or a giant bucket of moules frites, for that beery-weekend-in-Bruges ambience.
- The Elm Tree
Town centre-ish (Orchard St). Bottles from Belgium, and a vibe like you’re having a pint in someone’s living room. Navigationally non-obvious but worth the effort.
(The Free Press nearby is good, too).
- The Mill
Town Centre (Mill lane). Ale in the centre, with a cask emphasis. Good selection, and glorious in summer when you can sit out by the mill pond and watch people fall off punts.
Mill rd. We have a cocktail bar now. A real one. Also a really small one, but that can’t much be helped. They have a serious way with things bourbon-based.
- Cambridge Wine Merchants
Various. Two of the town centre branches (Bridge St, and at the University Centre off Mill Lane), Mill Rd, and Cherry Hinton rd now have bars. This is good. There’s wine by the glass, or you can take something off the shelf and add reasonable corkage.
Two words: sherry, motherfuckers.
I’ve only had food and coffee here, but the cocktail selection was interesting and beautifully presented. A few have fun-sounding herb and spice infusions.
Same shtick as the wine merchants, done just a little less well. It’s a drink-in wine & beer shop on Chesterton rd. You can usually find one of the food vans outside, too. In 2017, they’re doing summer & winter beer gardens n at the Museum of Technology (which is mostly a museum of Victorian sewage processing, but I guess that sounded less enticing, and they do have giant steam engines) down by the river.
In the centre if you absolutely must, and the Pint Shop is full:
- The Maypole
Sports, smells of bleach, overpriced good beer.
- The Pickerel
Generally adequate at generally everything, twee interior.
- The Grain and Hop Store
(formerly “Grainstore”) Greene King’s mass-market repackaging of “craft”. Hipster as an agency brief, but huge, central and actually pretty nice when it’s not too busy. They have that Pilsner Urquell “tank beer” that I find oddly appealing.
- The Brew House
So much promise, such variable quality, so many popped-collar twats. Basically a restaurant in an unconvincing pub mask, with service that varies from indifferent to hostile.
But Roger, what about The Kingston Arms?
Oh, do fuck off. Look, they have good beer and ok food, and you can go there if you want. I mean, you can open the door and walk through. You can even order a beer. But you can’t fucking sit down, because they reserve all the tables. And woe betide you if you sit at one that looks free, because you’re likely to be rudely asked to move.
It’s off Mill Rd if you really want to have a dreadful experience of good beer.
Late 2017 update: after five years I should probably take it off my shitlist, but I hear they still reserve too many tables.
…and what about <place> in <village>?
Not Cambridge. Arbitrarily, given I live semi-centrally, it’s in Cambridge if I can walk home after a few glasses of wine, in under forty five minutes. I don’t know, two or three miles from the market square or something?
What have I missed?
New places are opening (finally), quality is changing. If something isn’t here, I either had no strong feelings about it, or haven’t gotten around to it yet.
Do tell me what I’ve missed or fucked up.
I’m yet to check out or form strong feelings about:
Solid. It’s like they averaged the Chop House and SmokeWorks, threw in some spices, and got away with it.
Had takeout, brilliant.
- The Old Bicycle Shop
Been once. Decent.
- Tiffin Truck, their offshoot (opening “soon” as of December 2017)
Nice. Basically a more modern Al Casbah.
- The Oak Bistro
Been once recently, very credible.
Only had coffee and salad there, but it’s promising.
- Mee and I
Been once, slightly disappointing successor to the unevenly-mourned Dojo.
- Steak and Honour opened a restaurant, if you’re interested. Whatever.
Osteria Waggon & Horses (well Milton is sort of Cambridge…)Good. Really good. Review here Closed in April 2017 ReysReview here – nothing special Closed March 2017 Lighthouse Sea Grill
Possibly the worst meal out I’ve ever had in Cambridge. Not a single right note. Shambolic service, terrible, terrible food.